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07-19-2006, 03:22 PM
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  |  Joke about quattro. Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them “It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro.” “What do you mean it’s illegal?” asked the Englishmen. “Quattro means four” Replies Paddy. “Quattro is just the name of the automobile,” the Englishman retorts disbelievingly. “Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons.” “You can not pull that one on me,” replies Paddy, “Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are breaking the law.” The Englishman replies angrily, “You idiot! Call your supervisor over, I want to speak to someone with more intellligence!” “Sorry,” responds Paddy, “Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.  |
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07-19-2006, 03:42 PM
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| Re: Joke about quattro. Stooooops. |
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07-19-2006, 03:59 PM
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| Re: Joke about quattro. Good one! |
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07-19-2006, 04:12 PM
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| Re: Joke about quattro. lol. funny. |
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07-19-2006, 05:38 PM
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| Re: Joke about quattro. Hahaha! God one! |
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07-20-2006, 11:03 AM
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| Re: Joke about quattro. nice one. i needed a good laugh. it's been days since i last heard a good joke... |
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07-20-2006, 04:23 PM
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| Re: Joke about quattro. How can you fit 63 people into an E63 AMG then? Good one, Yannis!  |
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07-21-2006, 07:50 AM
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| Re: Joke about quattro. if you can fit 63 people in a E63 AMG, then fitting 760 guys in a BMW 760 is not a problem. |
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