Mr. M

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)


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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)


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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)


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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)



(I'm still not over the pig.)


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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)


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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.


("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")


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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.



(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)


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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)


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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.



(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)


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A cat's urine glows under a black light.


(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)


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Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)


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Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)



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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)


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SDNR

Very good James ...you deserve karma for this ...you are very funny

Alx

Those were really funy man.... good call!!!

Mr. M

Lol I can only wish I am witty enough to write that commentary - that came in a whole package I got from another forum. Certainly cracked me up.

SDNR

LOL .....I honestly thought you wrote it. It's great anyway.

ateekt

Mr. M

Yes, I would supposed so... Unorthodox they may be.

ateekt

Bruce

I know that's true. I lost a damage deposit because of one of these blacklights.
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Anyways - Funny post!

The Artist

AMAZING.. to say the least

very cool and fun facts..