I, Penis

Zonda · 03-13-2007, 03:14 PM

Thought about posting this in the jokes thread, but don't you think it deserves an own thread?

Thanks to Viperhennesey at FAF.

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.
_______________________________

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your
request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.

2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH
brief work period.

3. You do not always follow the orders of the
management team.

4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are
often seen visiting other locations.

5. You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift.

7. You dont always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing the correct protective
clothing.

8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.

9. You are unable to work double shifts.

10. You sometimes leave your designated work area
before you have completed the assigned task.

11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been
seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two
suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management

Centurion · 03-13-2007, 03:26 PM

Hahaha that's a clever one.

cawimmer430 · 03-13-2007, 03:39 PM

Lol! :d

The Artist · 03-13-2007, 03:51 PM

HAHA great fun man..thnx for posting

Imhotep Evil · 03-13-2007, 03:56 PM

Lol, Lmao :d :d :d

Bruce · 03-13-2007, 04:04 PM

@

4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are
often seen visiting other locations.

6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift.

Zonda · 03-13-2007, 04:35 PM

Just one thanks? Thought it was hilarious myself

DaSilva · 03-13-2007, 05:00 PM

HouhahahhahahahHiHiHIIaah

I just made it two

This is my area...

Thanks for posting

Zonda · 03-13-2007, 05:16 PM

Ah, the southern area

BMW_Dude · 03-13-2007, 05:19 PM

LOL, good one, thanks for posting!

03-13-2007, 03:14 PM	#1
Zonda Aficionado Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Svezia! Posts: 4,707 Thanks: 831 Thanked 809 Times in 461 Posts	I, Penis Thought about posting this in the jokes thread, but don't you think it deserves an own thread? Thanks to Viperhennesey at FAF. I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. _______________________________ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. 7. You dont always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. 8. You will retire LONG before you are 65. 9. You are unable to work double shifts. 10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. 11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, The Management

03-13-2007, 03:26 PM	#2
Centurion Jetsetter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sweden Posts: 9,202 Thanks: 1,037 Thanked 1,507 Times in 805 Posts	Re: I, Penis Hahaha that's a clever one.

03-13-2007, 03:39 PM	#3
cawimmer430 Trendsetter Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Mühldorf am Inn, Germany Posts: 8,028 Thanks: 3,975 Thanked 3,189 Times in 1,366 Posts	Re: I, Penis Lol! :d

03-13-2007, 03:51 PM	#4
The Artist Expert Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sweden Gothenburg Posts: 13,186 Thanks: 257 Thanked 1,235 Times in 678 Posts	Re: I, Penis HAHA great fun man..thnx for posting

03-13-2007, 03:56 PM	#5
Imhotep Evil Aficionado Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,382 Thanks: 402 Thanked 279 Times in 198 Posts	Re: I, Penis Lol, Lmao :d :d :d

03-13-2007, 04:04 PM	#6
Bruce Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 10,183 Thanks: 5,331 Thanked 3,852 Times in 2,260 Posts	Re: I, Penis @ 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

03-13-2007, 04:35 PM	#7
Zonda Aficionado Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Svezia! Posts: 4,707 Thanks: 831 Thanked 809 Times in 461 Posts	Re: I, Penis Just one thanks? Thought it was hilarious myself

03-13-2007, 05:00 PM	#8
DaSilva Fanatic Moderator Emeritus Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,874 Thanks: 3,417 Thanked 875 Times in 467 Posts	Re: I, Penis HouhahahhahahahHiHiHIIaah I just made it two This is my area... Thanks for posting

03-13-2007, 05:16 PM	#9
Zonda Aficionado Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Svezia! Posts: 4,707 Thanks: 831 Thanked 809 Times in 461 Posts	Re: I, Penis Ah, the southern area

03-13-2007, 05:19 PM	#10
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