Japanese Car Zone
    

Go Back   Japanese Car Zone > Website Forums > Off Topic

Off Topic Anything not covered on the other forums goes here..



Welcome to Japanese Car Zone.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions, articles and access our other FREE features. By joining our free community you will be able to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload your own pictures and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please,
join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-09-2007, 02:08 PM   #1
Trendsetter
Moderator Emeritus
 
cawimmer430's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Mόhldorf am Inn, Germany
Posts: 8,028
Thanks: 3,975
Thanked 3,189 Times in 1,366 Posts
cawimmer430 has a brilliant futurecawimmer430 has a brilliant futurecawimmer430 has a brilliant futurecawimmer430 has a brilliant futurecawimmer430 has a brilliant futurecawimmer430 has a brilliant futurecawimmer430 has a brilliant futurecawimmer430 has a brilliant futurecawimmer430 has a brilliant futurecawimmer430 has a brilliant futurecawimmer430 has a brilliant future
MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

Some people...

Link: - ONLY REGISTERED AND ACTIVATED USERS CAN SEE ALL LINKS - CLICK HERE TO REGISTER


MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

And he admitted last night: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”

Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.

He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.

Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.”

His weird obsession mirrors that of electrician Karl Watkins, who The Sun revealed was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.


Great loves ... Chris gives names to his favourite lovers.
Great loves ... Chris gives
names to his favourite lovers
Click picture to enlarge

Chris has his own website devoted to his bizarre fetish — and claims there are 500 other cranks like him, including women.

But unlike doggers who have sex with strangers in chilly car parks, the motor engineer uses a heated and carpeted double garage at his home for the strange liaisons.

He has met more than 20 people online who have driven their cars over for a service.

Most like to video Chris exhausting himself — while they are pleasuring THEMSELVES.

Chris said: “It’s all about imagination and creativity. There’s more to car love than exhaust pipes. Stroking the body panels and delicate touching makes excellent foreplay.”

And he bragged: “I did have the exhausts custom made for one car because they were too small. I had them widened and rounded.

“The firm never asked why — but I loved the view while she was up on the ramp and they were working on her. I love all aspects of cars. Some people even like to taste mechanical fluids, but that’s going too far.”

Chris, who lives in the West Country, has made love to top motors including a Bentley Arnage, Porsche and Jaguar XK8.

He has also owned a string of cars that have been the object of his affections — with the latest a black 2.5litre Jaguar X-Type with cream leather upholstery.

Chris writes stories about “auto-eroticism” on his website and has penned a manual called How To Make Love To A Car.


Humper to bumper ... Chris in garage
Humper to bumper ... Chris in garage

Experts believe his fetish is the result of a condition called paraphilia, meaning unusual sexual behaviour. They also believe it stemmed from childhood incidents.

Chris said:
At a young age I’d had a girlfriend or two and as I got older had plenty of other varied partners — cars just happened to be there for me too.

I became really interested in them at 17 when I had the first one I really loved, a blue Peugeot 205 that I called Laura.

Then there was Lydia, a BMW 735i that was tuned and lowered. She was special.

Car lovers vary — a few like to remain faithful to one car all their life, others like to play the car park. Now I don’t get as emotionally attached to individual cars as I used to. They are not a substitute for humans. The truth is the opposite.

To be fascinated with any subject you have to be passionate and I love dealing with real people.

I’ve been honest about my fetish with my partners — male and female — and only one girl was jealous. I’m currently in a long-term relationship and I couldn’t be happier.

Chris believes one spark for his fetish was 1980s cult TV series Knight Rider, starring David Hasselhof and featuring a talking car.
*

He said: “When I was a young boy I used to see human qualities in cars. As I grew up I noticed I was having feelings towards cars and they began catching my eye in a certain way.”

Chris saw a psychiatrist when he was 17 and says he was told his fetish was nothing to worry about.

Another expert, forensic psychologist Dr Keith Ashcroft — who specialises in human sexual behaviour — said yesterday: “This is a very unusual condition.

“But if you consider how cars are sexualised in modern advertising it is perhaps not a surprise.

“Within the broad range of sexual activity it is at the extreme edge, but it is not something for which he requires treatment.”

cawimmer430 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Old 03-09-2007, 02:14 PM   #2
Super Moderator
 
Bruce's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Vancouver, BC
Posts: 10,183
Thanks: 5,331
Thanked 3,852 Times in 2,260 Posts
Bruce has a reputation beyond reputeBruce has a reputation beyond reputeBruce has a reputation beyond reputeBruce has a reputation beyond reputeBruce has a reputation beyond reputeBruce has a reputation beyond reputeBruce has a reputation beyond reputeBruce has a reputation beyond reputeBruce has a reputation beyond reputeBruce has a reputation beyond reputeBruce has a reputation beyond repute
Re: MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

***? I love cars, but not enough to screw one. That guy's a bloody nut

At least Charlotte's a pretty girl..err I mean car.
Bruce is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Old 03-09-2007, 03:18 PM   #3
Devotee
 
NarutoRamen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,760
Thanks: 1,142
Thanked 591 Times in 434 Posts
NarutoRamen is just really niceNarutoRamen is just really niceNarutoRamen is just really niceNarutoRamen is just really niceNarutoRamen is just really niceNarutoRamen is just really niceNarutoRamen is just really niceNarutoRamen is just really nice
Re: MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

What a F__king retard!!
NarutoRamen is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Old 03-09-2007, 05:46 PM   #4
Aficionado
 
BMW_Dude's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: England
Posts: 4,472
Thanks: 368
Thanked 495 Times in 283 Posts
BMW_Dude is just really niceBMW_Dude is just really niceBMW_Dude is just really niceBMW_Dude is just really niceBMW_Dude is just really niceBMW_Dude is just really nice
Re: MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

Man, this guy is crazy!

Plus I'd love to know how sticking things into holes of cars is love making!!

I never leave him along with my car, don't know where he'd go!

Love to know how he got a Bentley those, who would be stupid enough to let him have 'sex' with their Bentley!
BMW_Dude is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Old 03-09-2007, 05:58 PM   #5
Expert
 
The Artist's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sweden Gothenburg
Posts: 13,186
Thanks: 257
Thanked 1,235 Times in 678 Posts
The Artist is a name known to allThe Artist is a name known to allThe Artist is a name known to allThe Artist is a name known to allThe Artist is a name known to allThe Artist is a name known to allThe Artist is a name known to allThe Artist is a name known to allThe Artist is a name known to allThe Artist is a name known to allThe Artist is a name known to all
Re: MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

WOW
the world is nutts
now we all know to NEVER EVER take back our cars after they been stolen and found..
maybe it looks undamaged.. ( lol maybe its even waxed and cleaned)
but dont trust it.. who knows maybe this dude has the hots for your car..

eeeeww..haha
The Artist is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Old 03-09-2007, 06:02 PM   #6
Fanatic
 
Habitual Speeder's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 1,226
Thanks: 84
Thanked 243 Times in 171 Posts
Habitual Speeder is a jewel in the roughHabitual Speeder is a jewel in the roughHabitual Speeder is a jewel in the roughHabitual Speeder is a jewel in the rough
Re: MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

Habitual Speeder is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2007, 03:12 AM   #7
Devotee
 
bmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 2,906
Thanks: 1,547
Thanked 669 Times in 405 Posts
bmer is a name known to allbmer is a name known to allbmer is a name known to allbmer is a name known to allbmer is a name known to allbmer is a name known to allbmer is a name known to allbmer is a name known to allbmer is a name known to allbmer is a name known to allbmer is a name known to all
Re: MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.



bmer is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2007, 03:20 AM   #8
Fanatic
 
MikeJ's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Oulu, Finland - 65° N
Posts: 2,059
Thanks: 104
Thanked 415 Times in 272 Posts
MikeJ is just really niceMikeJ is just really niceMikeJ is just really niceMikeJ is just really niceMikeJ is just really niceMikeJ is just really nice
Re: MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

Disgusting.

Well, at least The Sun know their BMW's...
MikeJ is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2007, 04:45 AM   #9
Connoisseur
Moderator Emeritus
 
Mr. M's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Singapore
Posts: 6,103
Thanks: 2,036
Thanked 1,722 Times in 925 Posts
Mr. M is a splendid one to beholdMr. M is a splendid one to beholdMr. M is a splendid one to beholdMr. M is a splendid one to beholdMr. M is a splendid one to beholdMr. M is a splendid one to beholdMr. M is a splendid one to beholdMr. M is a splendid one to beholdMr. M is a splendid one to beholdMr. M is a splendid one to beholdMr. M is a splendid one to behold
Re: MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

Nutty guy, with distasteful choices of cars to shag too - none of them are particularly feminine, except the TT.
Mr. M is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Mr. M For This Useful Post:
SDNR (03-10-2007)

Old 03-10-2007, 05:01 AM   #10
Executive
 
Just_me's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sweden
Posts: 15,487
Thanks: 1,062
Thanked 3,722 Times in 1,583 Posts
Just_me has a reputation beyond reputeJust_me has a reputation beyond reputeJust_me has a reputation beyond reputeJust_me has a reputation beyond reputeJust_me has a reputation beyond reputeJust_me has a reputation beyond reputeJust_me has a reputation beyond reputeJust_me has a reputation beyond reputeJust_me has a reputation beyond reputeJust_me has a reputation beyond reputeJust_me has a reputation beyond repute
Re: MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

Gush, I thought I was the only one.....
Just_me is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Just_me For This Useful Post:
SDNR (03-10-2007)

Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
cars, chris, donald, loves, mechanic, sex, work
Search Cloud
"2009 porsche 911 turbo" "cars as fashion" "hannes oosthuizen" "johan wejedal" "loic kernen" 2008 honda accord 2009 audi r8 2009 wrx 3mturing 600 swb amazing car amg+w124 antivirus astra sedan audi a3 audi a4 b8 s line audi a5 audi a8 audi on gallardo wheels audi rs audi rs 8 audi rs4 b5 audi rs6 audi rs6 new audi rs8 audi s3 audi s5 benz 230e w123 bmw 3 series bmw 333is bmw 502 for sale bmw e30 333is bmw sport bugatti c class w204 umi navigation car zone car zone japan carzone carzone japan carzone tuning cl63 amg ferarri wallpaper fiat sedici flewitt coachbuilders fortuner ganizonda hamann m6 hanomag rl20 zu verkaufen honda honda accord coupe 2008 honda civic honda civic mugen rr honda fit http://www.japanesecarzone.com/q7/11986-audi-q7-got-tangled.html interior designer bmw f01/2 inurl:thread funkey itzkirbphotography.com japanese car zone japanese carzone japanesecarforum.com japanesecarzone.com koenesig koenesig ccx lambo's lamborghini alar lamborghini embolado lamborghini muira lamborghinis lexus rs400h vs mercedes ml320 cdi m6 maxima interior mazda5 mercedes 600 swb mercedes c tenorit mercedes c126 amg mercedes pre-save inactive mercedes w112 heckflosse mercedes w204 umi new audi rs6 nissan gt-r merc1 pagani zonda vin paganikon phaeton playboy mustang rav4 rs4 rs6 rs8 seat leon fr1 skyline gtr skywarim drive tiguan toyota venza volt concept vw torsional rigidity nm/degree w126 w204 interior w204 palladium silver w211 e320 faults www.japanesecarzone.com

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
***NEW Mercedes-Benz Museum: I went!!!*** cawimmer430 The Mercedes-Benz Lounge 45 02-12-2007 04:43 AM
Secrets of the Playboy Mansion Zonda Off Topic 2 01-24-2007 07:47 AM
Younger Drivers Considering Diesel-Powered Cars? cawimmer430 The Pit - General Discussion 6 10-20-2006 11:13 AM
4Car U.K. interview w/ Chris Bangle... Deutsch The BMW Lounge 0 12-23-2005 02:18 PM
Unwanted at any Speed: 50 worst cars. cawimmer430 The Pit - General Discussion 3 12-03-2005 09:22 AM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:54 PM.