DocM

Originally, this was intended to be an email wishing someone a happy birthday,
the end result is much different than what was originally intended.
Warning: May contain offensive material, if not suitable for this forum, will take necessary actions :

It's that of the year again for you my friend!
Yes.. you are getting older, it's the ugly truth, before you know it, you'll be peeing through a catheter gracefully stuck high up your bladder, takes the fun out of going to the bathroom doesn't it? Just do what I do, and go with it and enjoy where you are and what you have.
Rejoice nonetheless, as our dickless counterparts have it much worse. Their bones will shatter, their tits will sag,their hair will thin out and fall, and whatever is under that skull of theirs will be permanently out of order. Can't really blame them since they didn't have much to begin with. Despite all these impairments, they still manage to "out-live" us. That survival benefit remains beyond me.
You see, back in the day, they used be known as women, but ever since they spilled into our world, the above mentioned terminology is undoubtedly much more appropriate if not politically correct. Unfortunately, for this flagrant mishap, we have ourselves to blame. While we were playing command and conquer back in 1918 and 1939, they took this opportunity to slowly yet irreversibly infiltrate our workspace with disastrous consequences. Take the university of Montreal for instance, today, 80% of the medical students are dickless. Alarmingly, the remaining 20% isn't reassuring either, as half of which have had their rear ends shamelessly pleasured.
Making the headlines today, and as an all time first, the president of Harvard is dickless, so is the German Chancellor might I add. Tomorrow, France and the US, recognizably two of the most powerful nations in the world, risk having dickless heads of States.
Kindly allow me to be the first to point out that the changes we are witnessing today are not in line with "Mankind's" best interest. Should this matter remain unattended, radical dickless figures will eventually emerge advocating worrisome ideologies whereby "male-kind" is no longer deemed necessary. As a matter of fact, all that is required for the self sustenance of the dickless kind is our "lifejuice " (also known as sperm) which are currently being stacked up indefinitely in "ice-banks". Is this tomorrow's currency? Makes you wonder, doesn't it? It seems that we've inadvertently dug our own grave, biotechnology being our shovel. Everything is in it's right place for this scenario to materialize, but the dickless ones may not yet be aware of it...but thats only a matter of time for their second revolution is coming.
The sad truth of it is that we've rendered ourselves completely obsolete. Not before long, we will be a thing of the past. Only the greats might be remembered in museums or history books. Others might have streets named after them while some might still have their songs played on the radio every here and then.

Word of caution to my fellow men: Do not give your lifejuice away. Keep it safely where it belongs: right between your legs.
This is no joking matter, your continued existence depends on it.

RICHBOY

Funny at best!

Giannis

Yes, very funny

Dickless, and lifejuice. Two new interesting words

DocM

yes nice terminology there, although quite far fetched, the idea of women taking over is worrisome IMHO