Words women use

Zonda · 02-07-2007, 02:55 PM

Thanks to GreyGhost at Speedbrigade.

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

"What did you say?"
No, she's not hard of hearing. She's just giving you a chance to recant the stupid thing that just came out of your mouth and to either escalate the conflict by saying it louder (remember, you'll lose) or to come up with a clever substitu te that sounds pretty close to it (like instead of saying, "That's why I hate you," you would say, "That's why I dated you"). WARNING: If you try to use "Nothing" as a response, she won't accept it.

Centurion · 02-07-2007, 03:01 PM

Damn zonda. Where do you find all these crazy stuff.

Tycoon · 02-07-2007, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zonda

Thanks to GreyGhost at Speedbrigade.

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

"What did you say?"
No, she's not hard of hearing. She's just giving you a chance to recant the stupid thing that just came out of your mouth and to either escalate the conflict by saying it louder (remember, you'll lose) or to come up with a clever substitu te that sounds pretty close to it (like instead of saying, "That's why I hate you," you would say, "That's why I dated you"). WARNING: If you try to use "Nothing" as a response, she won't accept it.

These are the reasons why you marry a young chick (like Tycoon did

) and teach her how to behave; when you say HOP, she jumps!

As for the post/thread, great stuff, Christian.

The Artist · 02-07-2007, 03:52 PM

lol funny stuff man

and true..
if you dont keep that bitch on a leash..haha

MoSs AMG · 02-07-2007, 03:58 PM

just be yourself and not someone else . imo

audi_rudy · 02-07-2007, 06:29 PM

haha these are so true expecially with my ex girlfriend as of this past weekend she would use these and it would piss me off alot of the time.

Zonda · 02-08-2007, 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TycoonGTR

These are the reasons why you marry a young chick (like Tycoon did

) and teach her how to behave; when you say HOP, she jumps!

I see you've learned from the master, Borat

Tycoon · 02-08-2007, 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zonda

I see you've learned from the master, Borat

Lol, from that sucker? I've told you i hate that SOB... I know you're j/k, but still...

Zonda · 02-08-2007, 05:57 AM

Ye I know you do but he still married a (very) young woman

Tycoon · 02-08-2007, 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zonda

Ye I know you do but he still married a (very) young woman

So he learned form me...

02-07-2007, 02:55 PM	#1
Zonda Aficionado Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Svezia! Posts: 4,707 Thanks: 831 Thanked 809 Times in 461 Posts	Words women use Thanks to GreyGhost at Speedbrigade. FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine". GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. WHATEVER It's a woman's way of saying !#@ YOU! "What did you say?"* No, she's not hard of hearing. She's just giving you a chance to recant the stupid thing that just came out of your mouth and to either escalate the conflict by saying it louder (remember, you'll lose) or to come up with a clever substitu te that sounds pretty close to it (like instead of saying, "That's why I hate you," you would say, "That's why I dated you"). WARNING: If you try to use "Nothing" as a response, she won't accept it.

02-07-2007, 03:01 PM	#2
Centurion Jetsetter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sweden Posts: 9,202 Thanks: 1,037 Thanked 1,507 Times in 805 Posts	Re: Words women use Damn zonda. Where do you find all these crazy stuff.

02-07-2007, 03:52 PM	#4
The Artist Expert Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sweden Gothenburg Posts: 13,186 Thanks: 257 Thanked 1,235 Times in 678 Posts	Re: Words women use lol funny stuff man and true.. if you dont keep that bitch on a leash..haha

02-07-2007, 03:58 PM	#5
MoSs AMG Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bell California , USA Posts: 1,452 Thanks: 164 Thanked 91 Times in 56 Posts	Re: Words women use just be yourself and not someone else . imo

02-07-2007, 06:29 PM	#6
audi_rudy Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Rhode island, USA Posts: 1,634 Thanks: 151 Thanked 125 Times in 102 Posts	Re: Words women use haha these are so true expecially with my ex girlfriend as of this past weekend she would use these and it would piss me off alot of the time.

02-08-2007, 05:57 AM	#9
Zonda Aficionado Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Svezia! Posts: 4,707 Thanks: 831 Thanked 809 Times in 461 Posts	Re: Words women use Ye I know you do but he still married a (very) young woman

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