Hilarious: Man Gets Off on Cars... Literally

Tycoon · 11-29-2007, 06:34 AM

Taking Cadillac's new theme a bit too far, Sandy Wong of Edmonton gets seriously turned on by new cars. So much so that he was arrested for "shifting his gears" or "toying with his iDrive" on the roof of a brand new BMW 328i during a Canadian Home and Garden Show (imagine if it had been an M3). Later he was seen "rotating his tires" into the window of the car before police showed up and a cleaning crew was dispatched.

Apparently, he's also admitted he gets aroused by certain cars such as the 1967 Camaro, 1955 Chevy Bel Air and the 1991 Buick Century (which is just sick). According to a psychiatrist, Wong claims to be sexually attracted to the BMW roof's top because "It's curved like a woman's body, the sex appeal, it felt good." Wong has been ordered to follow a strict curfew for the length of his probation. No word yet on whether BMW will file for a restraining order.

We need a shower now.

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atuv · 11-29-2007, 07:15 AM

OMG!! this really made my day

bmer · 11-29-2007, 11:41 AM

Damn, that's sick!

I'm moving this to GB.

vroom_vroom · 11-29-2007, 12:04 PM

Aww that's wrong

Bruce · 11-29-2007, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tycoon

Taking Cadillac's new theme a bit too far, Sandy Wong of Edmonton...

Alberta's pride just went down the toliet.

Just_me · 11-29-2007, 01:07 PM

and I thought I was alone

11-29-2007, 06:34 AM	#1
Tycoon Contributor Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 12,832 Thanks: 3,263 Thanked 3,647 Times in 1,986 Posts	Hilarious: Man Gets Off on Cars... Literally Taking Cadillac's new theme a bit too far, Sandy Wong of Edmonton gets seriously turned on by new cars. So much so that he was arrested for "shifting his gears" or "toying with his iDrive" on the roof of a brand new BMW 328i during a Canadian Home and Garden Show (imagine if it had been an M3). Later he was seen "rotating his tires" into the window of the car before police showed up and a cleaning crew was dispatched. Apparently, he's also admitted he gets aroused by certain cars such as the 1967 Camaro, 1955 Chevy Bel Air and the 1991 Buick Century (which is just sick). According to a psychiatrist, Wong claims to be sexually attracted to the BMW roof's top because "It's curved like a woman's body, the sex appeal, it felt good." Wong has been ordered to follow a strict curfew for the length of his probation. No word yet on whether BMW will file for a restraining order. We need a shower now. Source - Jalopnik: - ONLY REGISTERED AND ACTIVATED USERS CAN SEE ALL LINKS - CLICK HERE TO REGISTER

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