Centurion

Okey guys, as you may have noticed I'm in love with the Cayman, therefore I have decided to throw you a little rap text.

Sharah told me to get inside SLK AMG
I said "hell no, I only want you next to me"
She hunged me and said "Okey Man"
Let sitt inside your Cayman
We all survived dome day September eleven
The Cayman is fbetter than the 9-eleven
It has an engine which is mid-located
Until today the car's has been top rated
Stopping fast it's equipped with ceramic breaks
On the sides it ulgy air intakes
I heard it did 7.20 around the ring
This car is too good for Bling
I'm a Student and cannot lay down a deposit
Instead a killed a crocodile with chopsticks


I known it's a bit lame but I tried.

notic

not feelin it with the text alone, please post mp3.

Porsche Guy

.................................I'm speachless.

Centurion

Don't take this too serious, I'm not trying to start a rap career, this is just something i placed together in 10 min.

The Artist

LOL.. this was cool.. i like the cayman.. my fav porsche right now..
Ohh and ppl my friend is getting his Cayenne Turbo Tomorrow.. so imma drive it.. hopefully.. and then ile tell you how it was..

Deutsch

Craaaaaaaazy, I predict you will be the next William Hung Be prepared for the proverbial tomatoes!

Beemer B773ER

Lul', now that's kool that U tried to write that rhyme,
but if u tried to go pro U wouldnt get a dime,
nah im just kidding buddy, ur rappin' bout the Cayman was good,
seems like u got love for the car like u got love for ur boys in the hood,
it's a nice n sexy car, but i aint really a porsche guy,
its nothing in particular, ..so dont ask why,
im a beemer boi, cant u see my name on the licence plate,
n while ur cruisin down the street im crusin 'cross the state,
see me in my M5, quad-exhausts making that gorgeous sound,
putting the pedal to the medal n seein the rubber on the ground,
i'll have u done with 400 ponies, eventhough i got a hundred more in reserve,
i just sit here n laugh as all ur fan boys make comments which are absurd,
sit back n observe, and just know the M5 is the king of the track,
sure the E55 was on top, but now the king is back,
The F430 tried to touch it, but damn it was left behind,
this car can be so brutal, driving it should be a crime.


Hahahaha.. oh man.. that was el-lamo..!!

Deutsch

Nice bimmer boi

SDNR

.....................LOL

Deutsch

It ain't about a bimmer,
It ain't about no Benz,
Nah it ain't even about no Slade sittin on two tens.
Blingin like Pharell
Cruisin to the beat
It's that modedd 997TT thats pack'n the heat,
So be hater,
Act like you know,
Trail me full speed in your M6, Homie I'm drivin' slowww!
The original, 997, always on fi-ah, this is the only car cruisin w/ a female shot gun,
and nah, I ain't talk'n bout Mariah,
Yo I'm pack'n the O's, man what's your problem, TURBO's,
that's skid marks all over your ride and donuts in O's,
Speed Yellow gettin chased by the po-po,
haven't even dropped to sixth yet,
I'm gone, peace out bro...